‘Let’s row back to the shore and get some cans,’ says the other chap.
‘No need for that,’ says Jesus, and steps over the side of the boat and walks across the surface of the water to the shore. Ten minutes later, he’s back with more beer.
Half an hour later, they’ve run out of beer again. This time, the other chap says, ‘My turn!’ He looks over the side of the boat and a big grin appears on his face. Then he steps over and walks across the water to the shore. Ten minutes later, he’s back with yet more beer.
Half an hour later, beer’s gone again. The other chap steps over the side of the boat and instantly sinks. The other two drag him back aboard. As he lies coughing and spluttering, the other chap says, ‘We should have told him about the stepping stones.’
Jesus, confused, asks, ‘What stepping stones?’